Tuesday, November 30, 2010

More Time To Write Porn Slow Cooker Turkey Breast:


And easy squeezey recipe so you don't go mad. I'm on day two of feeling behind the moment I wake up. Tomorrow I am 39! How DID THAT HAPPEN!? Today I have to shop for the stuff so the man can make my dinner (he took me out last week for an early fun-birthday-date day :) ) and I did edits and I have proofing and...*gasp*

The older I get, the more frazzled I feel during the holidays. But I still love them. You'd think now that the kids are older, I'd feel less stressed, the answer is um...no! Anyway, I tend to make up super fast easy "recipes" during the holidays to save myself a step. Say, oh, dinner cooking all day while I'm running errands and working on edits. I'll post some here on the blog during the holidays. You can thank me later. Heh ;)

More Time To Write Porn Slow Cooker Turkey Breast
by Sommer Marsden:

#One boneless turkey breast. Leave that little napkin-sized bit of skin on if they give it to you.
#Smear skin with about 2-3 pats of butter (real butter!)
#Sprinkle heavily with your favorite spice blend. We use Todd's Bayou Dirt or Cajun Foreplay
#Cook on LOW in the slow cooker for 8-10 hours
#Use your drippings for gravy.
#Serve with egg noodles for non-GF folk or rice/rice noodles for Gluten Free option.
#Thank me later.

Seriously, the juiciest, most perfect turkey breast. Boy child aka the complainer lights up when I make this and it is gone almost before it hits the plate. That is what a frazzled pron writer calls a successful meal.

If you make it, make sure you let me know your results!

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. how badly do I want this apron? I mean, it even has a pocket for a flask. Can you put wine in a flask???? Oh, Santa...I have a new item to add to my list...

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