Thursday, February 10, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pour vous from I lost my five years of French there. Anyway, one of my all time favorite giggled-through-writing-the-whole-damn-thing Valentine's Day stories is now free on ARe through the end of February.

Go get a little magical nookie on me and download Love is in the Air.


Erma gets a bit of liquid help rekindling her love life with her husband Tank in the form of a magical oil called "Wild". It makes her sex life go from putt-putt to vroom-vroom. Marital bliss at its humorous finest.

Originally ran in Ruthie's Club Valentine Issue 2008


“Hey.” Tank’s normal after work growl.

“Hi, honey. Steak for dinner. Your favorite.” Erma did her best to bat her eyelashes and cock her hip. Anything to help the magical elixir do its job.


“Can I have a kiss?” She puckered and waited.

Tank didn’t seem too happy about it, but he planted one on her cheek. Erma took the opportunity and threw her arms around his brawny shoulders. She rubbed her face against his bristly face and tried to shove her throat up to his nose.

Tank sniffed. Then he snuffled. Rooting against her neck like a truffle pig seeking its prize. “Mmmm. You smell good,” he said.

Erma thought he sounded a tiny bit dazed. Maybe drunk. Then she forgot to care. He shoved his pelvis against hers, and she felt a lovely hard-on. Growling and Mmmm-ing, he rubbed against her sex. He had perfect aim, each stab of his cock slid the length of her seam.

It was working!

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