Sunday, June 5, 2011
[[[the only kind of hot little oven I wish to discuss...]]]
Okay, I have been working a ton lately. Thusly, I have noticed some patterns in my work--new and old--that amuse me. I also happen to love lists in a nearly sinful fashion. So here are a few word lists for this gray and damp Sunday:
Names I Like That I Think I Have Not Used But When I Find Older Works Realize, Hey! I Have. Often.:
Jason, Jake, Justin, Jacob, Jim, Josh (basically plug in any name with a J. I have a hard-on for them dontchaknow)
I also do this weird thing where I write a short story with a character (like "Short and Sweet" for Best of Both antho) and then write books with that character name (like the Zombie Exterminator books). Both instances=Poppy as the female character.
Words I love:
cock cock cock cock
hot (yes, two times)
cunt (I have cum...I mean come back to add this due to comments below)
Words I Hate:
vagina (sorry. it's true. to me it sounds like an island. We come to you now, live from the Island of Vagina, to report this late breaking news...see? Or is that just me?)
euphemisms including but not limited to: hot little love box, honey pot, love oven, spear, rod, pole, knob, etc.
And to think, once upon a time, I only hated the word cunt. And the first time I typed it I looked around to see if anyone had "heard" me. Now I love cunt (heh) and hate hot little love boxes. Boy how the world changes just ask Charlie, Matthew, Jason, Josh, Jim, Jake and Tim...
Now you! Tell me your words!