Friday, December 20, 2013

you deserve a treat today...(A Christmas extravaganza!) UPDATED!

*Author's Note: Apparently my email does not know a good person when it sees one. I found three lovely authors in my SPAM this morning. So please go all the way to the bottom to see the three I missed! Fa-la-la-la-la!

I have a problem! I admit it. I always have had this particular issue. I can curb it some years, others it's hopeless. When I shop for Christmas I have a one for you, one for me routine. This sweater for mom and oh...I like these socks. I have not done that this year, I simply can't. But I do feel after all the insanity and running and added stress in preparation I deserve something! So I bought a little book on iBooks to read. I stuffed my reader, if you will.

I think we all deserve a treat. All of us should have a tiny break. So I propose you pick up one of the ebooks below, find a quiet chair, make a cup of cocoa and tell the world to Fu--erm...Fa-la-la-la-la for an hour or three

Just a suggestion. And your Kindle, Nook or similar will be thrilled you didn't forget It!

Christmas/Holiday reads to check out:

The Kindle version is on sale right now (yes, right this very second, go look!) for $1.99. Seriously. $1.99. What else can $1.99 buy you? Oh, wait. I already covered that on my blog. Okay, so The Merry Xxxmas book is a tinsel-tinged tome of tawdry tales. Emerald says, "In turns, intimate, entertaining, poignant, and passionate..." and all for $1.99. BUY THE MERRY XXXMAS BOOK OF EROTICA

From the obligatory office party to a cabin in the woods, Christmas celebrations come in all shapes and sizes. The ladies in this Christmas anthology like to keep it original though, and get their festive groove on in bed shops and the Australian outback, not to mention the ‘Mermaids and Mistletoe Masquerade Ball’… A Christmas to Remember contains five lesbian erotica stories that will make your Christmas merry AND hot. BUY A CHRISTMAS TO REMEMBER

"Christmas break is supposed to mean relaxation. A respite. Time off from stress and insanity. Instead of the break she should get, Phoebe Briggs ends up with a storm that took a left when it should have taken a right. A definite snafu in her plans to be home for the holidays. Her plans of food, family, and friends turns into a nightmare of deserted snow clogged streets and a very unfortunate form of shelter. That, it turns out, she must share with a headless stranger. Okay, so Boone Edwards isn’t headless. It only seems that way at first.

A night of snow and sleet and “life saving sex” brings a morning of rescue. And a Christmas day full of surprises- some naughty, some nice. It’s a holiday that neither Phoebe nor Boone will ever forget. Whether their meeting ends up being the best Christmas present ever or a huge lump of coal."

 After surviving a battle with her mother, Rosemary is excited about her nest's first Christmas together. She has grown to love all seven men, even more than she needs them to feed her hunger for lust. When they surprise her with a trip, just her and her Prince, she refuses. But does she really want to fight against the seven men who know not only what her heart wants, but also what she needs? GET ROSEMARY AND MISTLETOE HERE FOR FREE!



A collection of sweet,sensual and hot stories from the queen of festivities, Victoria Blisse.

A sexy indulgence for you to enjoy this yuletide with all the sights, scents and tastes of Christmas without the calories and hard work. Snuggle up and relax into stories of sleigh rides, snowy interludes and Christmas couplings. A truly festive treat just for you. BUY THE BLISSE CHRISTMAS COLLECTION HERE.

Kimber Daniels knows what they say about assuming and how a person should never do it. But she can't help but assume her new neighbor Charlie Brewster is gay. What with is matching curtains, brand new filigree bird bath and that pink flamingo on his front lawn dressed in its cute little holiday Santa outfit. It's wrong to assume, but she does anyway, especially when he answers the door in a bright pink tulip covered robe.

It seems only logical that Charlie's a safe guy to be around when all other men are on her naughty list. While her best friend Sarah is trying to convince Kimber to make the moves on Charlie because he's a good guy, Kimber's trying to convince Sarah that Charlie is totally off limits and is simply the kind of man that sugar plum dreams are made of.

When sexy red-head Bradie Clements comes home from Washington to nurse a broken heart and build bridges with her estranged father, she’s certainly not on the lookout for romance.  After catching her boyfriend Kris in bed with her best friend and boss, all she wants to do is run and hide.  But a chance encounter with local tattoo artist Colton Bassett leads to an unexpected appointment with his needle.  Even though it’s cold outside, the temperature rises to boiling point as the two discover an irresistible attraction.  But then Kris arrives on the scene to claim her back in time for his family Christmas and Bradie starts to remember what she saw in him.  Tormented by jealousy and suspicion over Colton’s pregnant business partner, Bradie starts to wonder if her new romance is over before it’s begun...BUY THE CHRISTMAS TATTOO HERE.

From the naughty minds of three of today’s top erotica authors—Andrea Dale, Sophie Mouette, & Teresa Noelle Roberts—comes a collection filled with winter holiday delights! So curl up in front of a roaring fire, sip some eggnog, and tell Santa that on Christmas morning, you want to find something…Sexy in Your Stocking! BUY SEXY IN YOUR STOCKING HERE.

The perfect gift comes in the perfect package.

This Christmas, Lynn receives more than she asked for when her lover Carlie decides to step out of her comfort zone and gives Lynn a new set of “tools” for her toolbelt.

Carlie and her straight friend Beth set out to enhance the gift with a few sexy additions and meet Jay, the experienced, knowing – and butch – owner of TOYLAND, who takes Carlie’s idea to a whole new level.

When Christmas is over, each woman has gotten exactly what she wanted – even if she didn’t know she needed it.

KINKY FOR CHRISTMAS brings you two tales of holiday heat. approx 6,000 words

In "Accosting Santa", Abigail Halpern wants a nice quiet Christmas Eve alone. Instead of attaining peace and her favorite dinner, she spies a false Santa creeping through her neighbor's yard. Her single-mom neighbor with a small daughter who Abby happens to adore. So, she does what any woman would do, turns spontaneous hero and tackles the stranger. Turns out, he's there for a very good reason. And when he's done his good deed, this particular Santa ends up making Abigail's snowy Christmas Eve hotter than her little fireplace ever could.

In "I Can Stuff Your Stocking", Prudence has to prove that she's still fun! The divorce didn't suck all the life out of her, did it? When she finds herself in line at the mall to prove her "fun-ness" by sitting on Santa's lap (plus there's a ski trip as a prize!) she doesn't think it can get any worse. Until she finds out the Santa is her ex-husband Jack. But it isn't as bad as it seems because this faux Santa might have a van instead of a sleigh but he remembers how to jingle her bells and sugar her plums. Jack's out to prove to Prudence that things can still get hot for them no matter how cold the weather
All my life I’ve been the quiet bookworm, the office mouse. It hasn’t bothered me. Immersing myself in erotic novels has kept me wriggling on the edge of my seat at work and firmly entrenched in my own fantasy world at night.Though one thing is bothering me—my damn virginity. If only I could find a sexy bedroom expert to introduce me to the delights of having a lover. Someone handsome and charming, who can rival the hunky alpha males in my books. I have a very vivid, very well-fed imagination—he’ll have to keep up.Then, one bitterly cold night, thanks to a devious, conniving, so-called friend, the perfect opportunity to rid myself of this pesky virginity problem comes along. Before I know it, the heroes in my novels have come alive in the person of Shane Galloway, who’s pleasuring me with every trick in the book and wheedling into my heart in the hottest ways possible. BUY COLD NIGHTS, HOT BODIES HERE.

A Christmas short: Denise has found a teeny weenie fixation that she didn’t know about. It seems spotting random and stray erections at various parties turns her on—makes her crazy, makes her randy. Causes her, in fact, to either accost her poor husband or take matters into her own hands. So she’s faced with two issues, a) it’s party season what with the holidays and family functions and there’s a plethora of spontaneous arousal to be spotted and b) eventually she’ll have to confess this little fascination to her handsome husband Thomas…who knew he’d react quite the way he did. BUY FIXATION HERE.

Top advertising executive Rachel was on a roll until hot and sexy Aaron shows up and gives her more than just a run for her campaign budget.Of course, Aaron has the reputation of being a ladies man around their all-male office, and Rachael wouldn't dare touch him…except in her wildest dreams. A terrible winter storm is upon them, and through an unlucky chain of events she finds herself in the arms of Aaron, but when the lights go off…the heat turns up!  BUY SNOWED IN HERE.

Cassie Williams plays sick to skip out of her family’s Christmas Eve gathering. But long-time friend, Sam McLane isn’t letting her have her pity party. There’s a blizzard on the way, and Sam shows up on her doorstep—bearing gifts...BUY UNEXPECTED GIFTS HERE.

What's a girl to do once she's gotten her wolf? Spend Christmas in the belly of the beasts...or at least their Town. Ruby's loving her new life until a single phone call makes her knees go weak, bringing the near past back into her cozy present. Seems an old evil has returned in a brand new nasty package to take another swipe at Ruby. Ellis isn't about to let that happen, and neither are her friends, but Ruby discovers she will be the only one who can really do what needs to be done. And it turns out there are things at stake she never imagined. Things she's willing to die for. *While not technically a Christmas book, Long Lost has all the elements of a lovely holiday tale of love, family and sacrifice. So I'm including it. BUY LONG LOST HERE.


Cassandra Cross was run off the road after her companies Christmas party. Now, bound, naked, and held against her will by a vengeful Dark Elf, Cassandra only has one hope of escape—Eridus. The White Elf is not just her rescuer, but also the future Elf King. Bringing with him his two brothers,
Cassandra is not only going to find out the truth of her existence, but she is going to find out how good it feels to be taken by not just one hot, hung, hunky Elf King—but three hot, hung, hunky Elves. BUY THE CHRISTMAS ELF HERE.

When Aidan Flynn walks into Cluny’s Restaurant, he can’t take his eyes off his new flame-haired boss, Annabel Frost. With his heart set on seducing her, Aidan can think of nothing but getting beneath her cold exterior.

Known as one of the toughest women in the business, Annabel is impervious to Aidan’s many charms, and his compelling grey gaze and persuasive Irish lilt do anything but captivate her.

But Aidan knows there’s more to Annabel than meets the eye. And he’s not going to stop until he reveals all…BUY MELTING MS FROST HERE.


Jack hates going back to the East Texas town where he was raised. Even as a successful chef in Austin, he feels like that awkward gay kid all over again. But his dad is sick, and wants Jack’s famous hollandaise sauce for holiday breakfasts. When Jack finds out his old flame Kent is in town for Christmas, too, he thinks things can’t get much worse. Can Kent convince him Christmas miracles can happen? BUY HOME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE HERE.

And that's it! Buy one, buy all. Snuggle up with a warm cuppa and a hotter book. And to all a goodnight!


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